Prom Blog

Hello and welcome back to the best blog known to man. Today is a rather unique day. You may be wondering "Andres is a man of no boundaries. A man molded in the heart of a volcano with a name given by god. Everyday is unique and extraordinary for him, so why on EARTH(I made a pun because it currently is Earth Day) would he name today unique?". Well, thank you but please dont flatter me. Today is unique because I will be going to my first prom today.

    Now, its no surprise that women crave the love and attention I have to offer but I decided to settle on one. The woman I will be going to prom with is a friend of mine named CiCi. I do like the name CiCi because there is a pizza buffet placed called CiCis Pizza and I used to love it so much. They had astonishing Hawaiian Pizza and delicious deserts such as brownies and cinnamon rolls. Anyways, shes a pretty cool woman.

    Next, I will tell you all how I tamed the lioness I will be going to prom with. Not that it was hard though of course, I mean with all my traits and qualities. I had to go major since she is still in college and im only a Junior. She already said she would go with me since we are friends and all but I had to go all out. I bought her a beta fish, a fish tank, fish food, fish water, and neon gravel since I know she likes neon stuff. In ancient Greece time, the mystical and exquisite beta fish was seen as the symbol of the heart and prom so I had to since I thought it would be nice. Then, I wrote in a poster "Roses are RED, Violets are BLUE, There are many FISH in the sea, but I want to go to prom with YOU". That was cool. Of course she got really excited and all and said yes again. I honestly kind of wanted to keep the fish since I spent near $40 on it but I was not going to ask.

     We are going with a light purple theme. She is wearing this marvelous and beautiful light purple dress that looks amazing and I will be wearing a black tuxedo, light purple vest, and a light purple bow-tie that not only compliments my eyes and skin tone, but her and her dress as well. Honestly, on a scale from 1-10, we would probably be a 50. Maybe next week I will blog about my experience at prom which I assume all of you are eager to hear. Ill keep you all waiting(;. Ill leave you all with a nice picture taken after I tamed the lioness I will be escorting to prom this Friday. If any of you yung fellas are out reading this, take a hint(; Anyways, till next time im Andres Chavez signing off.

Inside The Mind of a Dragon

This blog, I will be giving you guys a trip inside of my mind. Thats right, all those questions you were thinking are about to be answered. First off, yes. This luscious hair was bestowed upon my tender head by the gods themselves. But I am just distracting you all from the real topic at hand. Not only was I blessed with exquisitely blessed with good looks which has the power to make every female on the planet faint, but I have also been blessed with fantastic fishing skills. 

        I have been fishing for the past week straight. Honestly, I have been fishing since spring break even started. It took a little while for me to discovery to godly skill, but when it was found there was no stopping it. In fact, sometimes I even think Poseidon himself has been guiding me to his most glorious fishing spots. I have one nice little rod which does quite some damage, an amazing cane pole, and one deep sea fishing rod. 

       Usually, I go fishing with a few of my mates. Yesterday, I took my mother and brother fishing. My mother has never been for some odd reason so I had to do this to show her what true beauty is. Also, me and my brother have not been fishing in about two years so it was quite a historic event. Obviously, they were not as good as me but oh well. 

        Now, onto the next question. I bet you all wonder what kind of fish I catch. Well, I usually catch some amazingly gigantic fish. I catch fish so big that people usually think they are dreaming. The sea monsters I catch are definitely hand crafted by whoever the god of crafting ridiculously big fish is. The last fish I caught was so big that I caught it yesterday and I fed 20 whole families with it and they even had leftovers. Its ridiculous the amount of fish I catch, its like thanksgiving feast but with fish.

        I will now bless you all with some absolutely magical picture of me doing what I do best. Enjoy.