Prom Blog

Hello and welcome back to the best blog known to man. Today is a rather unique day. You may be wondering "Andres is a man of no boundaries. A man molded in the heart of a volcano with a name given by god. Everyday is unique and extraordinary for him, so why on EARTH(I made a pun because it currently is Earth Day) would he name today unique?". Well, thank you but please dont flatter me. Today is unique because I will be going to my first prom today.

    Now, its no surprise that women crave the love and attention I have to offer but I decided to settle on one. The woman I will be going to prom with is a friend of mine named CiCi. I do like the name CiCi because there is a pizza buffet placed called CiCis Pizza and I used to love it so much. They had astonishing Hawaiian Pizza and delicious deserts such as brownies and cinnamon rolls. Anyways, shes a pretty cool woman.

    Next, I will tell you all how I tamed the lioness I will be going to prom with. Not that it was hard though of course, I mean with all my traits and qualities. I had to go major since she is still in college and im only a Junior. She already said she would go with me since we are friends and all but I had to go all out. I bought her a beta fish, a fish tank, fish food, fish water, and neon gravel since I know she likes neon stuff. In ancient Greece time, the mystical and exquisite beta fish was seen as the symbol of the heart and prom so I had to since I thought it would be nice. Then, I wrote in a poster "Roses are RED, Violets are BLUE, There are many FISH in the sea, but I want to go to prom with YOU". That was cool. Of course she got really excited and all and said yes again. I honestly kind of wanted to keep the fish since I spent near $40 on it but I was not going to ask.

     We are going with a light purple theme. She is wearing this marvelous and beautiful light purple dress that looks amazing and I will be wearing a black tuxedo, light purple vest, and a light purple bow-tie that not only compliments my eyes and skin tone, but her and her dress as well. Honestly, on a scale from 1-10, we would probably be a 50. Maybe next week I will blog about my experience at prom which I assume all of you are eager to hear. Ill keep you all waiting(;. Ill leave you all with a nice picture taken after I tamed the lioness I will be escorting to prom this Friday. If any of you yung fellas are out reading this, take a hint(; Anyways, till next time im Andres Chavez signing off.