This blog, I will be giving you guys a trip inside of my mind. Thats right, all those questions you were thinking are about to be answered. First off, yes. This luscious hair was bestowed upon my tender head by the gods themselves. But I am just distracting you all from the real topic at hand. Not only was I blessed with exquisitely blessed with good looks which has the power to make every female on the planet faint, but I have also been blessed with fantastic fishing skills.
I have been fishing for the past week straight. Honestly, I have been fishing since spring break even started. It took a little while for me to discovery to godly skill, but when it was found there was no stopping it. In fact, sometimes I even think Poseidon himself has been guiding me to his most glorious fishing spots. I have one nice little rod which does quite some damage, an amazing cane pole, and one deep sea fishing rod.
Usually, I go fishing with a few of my mates. Yesterday, I took my mother and brother fishing. My mother has never been for some odd reason so I had to do this to show her what true beauty is. Also, me and my brother have not been fishing in about two years so it was quite a historic event. Obviously, they were not as good as me but oh well.
Now, onto the next question. I bet you all wonder what kind of fish I catch. Well, I usually catch some amazingly gigantic fish. I catch fish so big that people usually think they are dreaming. The sea monsters I catch are definitely hand crafted by whoever the god of crafting ridiculously big fish is. The last fish I caught was so big that I caught it yesterday and I fed 20 whole families with it and they even had leftovers. Its ridiculous the amount of fish I catch, its like thanksgiving feast but with fish.
I will now bless you all with some absolutely magical picture of me doing what I do best. Enjoy.
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